Jordan--skilled or just ATHLETIC? Could he do it WITHOUT the speed, quickness, and leaping ability?

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Red Dawn

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nomohead

<< but I didn't kiss his ass when I thought he was. >>

Of course not, like Goldenbare you prefer to suck.
 

nomahe

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Look at his crappy golf game. (good indicator of co-ordination) If he weren't 6'6 and playing on a team of all-stars, he wouldn't have went anywhere.

<let the flames BEGIN>

LMAO, you made it too easy man.
 

KaBudokan

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<< You need to get out more then. Kiss-ass. When I first got here I thought he was funny, not anymore, but I didn't kiss his ass when I thought he was. Go play with somebody else lil man. >>


Dude - I have made 500 posts since Oct. 99, and you have 333 in two months... You're worrying about other people &quot;kissing the ass&quot; of elite members and posting about it. You seem to be fixated on member status and its social implications...

And you're telling ME to get out more??? :confused:

Are you a couple donuts short of a dozen, or are you just a dick? :)
 

nomahe

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<< nomohead >>


OMG Red You rock dude!!! I will never cut you down again to spare myself the embarrasment from your great comebacks. Pinhead.
 

Red Dawn

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<< OMG Red You rock dude!!! >>

OK, that's more like it. You can suck up with the best of them!
 

GoldenBear

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ROTFLMAOPIMP @ RED DAWN!

Absolutely no one rewords names to make funny phrases like you sir, elite sir.

And hahahahhaha you said &quot;suck&quot; as in the context of oral sex however it could also mean to &quot;suck up&quot; to someone and when you say that it's a pun and puns are funny becuase only the sharpest of minds can come up with such creativity and it's the first time I've ever heard it used in sucha fashion hahahaha good one i'm really rollin' on the floor now as htye say.
 

nomahe

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<< Dude - I have made 500 posts since Oct. 99, and you have 333 in two months... You're worrying about other people &quot;kissing the ass&quot; of elite members and posting about it. You seem to be fixated on member status and its social implications... >>


no it's not about the posts, if you notice, I haven't agreed with too many people. I certainly haven't made to many posts saying &quot;ROFLMAO&quot; like you have. I say what I feel no matter what class they are or not. Unlike your sorry ass that has to try to fit in with the &quot;elite&quot;. The only way the elite got that way was being PC, not for saying what they really think. If you only knew how many PM's I got from people saying they agree with me, then you'd understand that kissing the lameass people that are elite, just because of the name isn't respectable. Now go back to grovelling at red's feet, minion.

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<< or are you just a dick? >>


I just call it like I see it, but, yes, I'm a dick. I've yet to meet anyone bad enough to shut me up, so I continue on my dickhead ways.
 

nomahe

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<< OK, that's more like it. You can suck up with the best of them! >>


Well yeah man, with a comeback as great as that, I'm going to cry uncle. What did you expect?
Red are you really that big of a puss? I heard so much about your flaming ways. I expected much more from you man. You disappoint me.
 

Red Dawn

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<< I've ever heard it used in sucha fashion hahahaha good one i'm really rollin' on the floor now as htye say. >>

Just don't forget to wipe when you are done.



<< The only way the elite got that way was being PC, not for saying what they really think >>

The Elite only say things PC? Ahahaha. Show me some examples of me saying something PC you obnoxious Bungole Yodeler.
 

KaBudokan

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<< no it's not about the posts, if you notice, I haven't agreed with too many people. I certainly haven't made to many posts saying &quot;ROFLMAO&quot; like you have. I say what I feel no matter what class they are or not. Unlike your sorry ass that has to try to fit in with the &quot;elite&quot;. The only way the elite got that way was being PC, not for saying what they really think. If you only knew how many PM's I got from people saying they agree with me, then you'd understand that kissing the lameass people that are elite, just because of the name isn't respectable. Now go back to grovelling at red's feet, minion. >>



Well, I also don't care what &quot;class&quot; people are. Is it acceptable, in your high-and-mighty eyes, for me to say ROFLMAO in response to a joke a non-elite member posts? You're the one looking at statuses and making judgments about people based on them.

The truth of the matter is, that I have an irrational dislike of Goldenbear based on an argument we had about rape in a thread a long, long time ago. I never made a big deal about it after that, but the name just grates on me, because the argument was about something that I am (probably) oversensitive about. Because of these circumstances, that comment made me laugh, regardless of who said it.

I don't kiss elite members' asses or anyone else's, especially here online, because I have no reason to. I don't look to AT for my esteem or my bravado, as you apparantly do.

If you're a better man than me, because I wrote &quot;ROFLMAO&quot; in response to an (elite) member's joke than so be it. I don't give a damn. And on that note, I'm off to work. :confused:
 

Red Dawn

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<< I heard so much about your flaming ways. I expected much more from you man. You disappoint me. >>

Hey, Sandy Koufax didn't pitch a No Hitter every time he went to the mound, Mark Magwire didn't hit a Home Run every time he went to bat and I don't produce a gem every time I flame. Now that I am aware of your presence here I'll pay some attention to your postsw. I'm sure sooner or later you'll say something that'll inspire a good flame (instead of an extended yawn)
 

nomahe

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<< The Elite only say things PC? Ahahaha. Show me some examples of me saying something PC you obnoxious Bungole Yodeler. >>


Why is it that only a dinkus like you knows this terminology red? You have a fetish with your mom's bunghole or something? I've seen you use these &quot;cutsie&quot; phrases before, but, leave your incest fantasies out of it ok?
 

nomahe

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<< nomahe, you do know there's an edit button so you don't have two consecutive posts. >>

And when I care about what you think, I'll roll your mom over and tell her to call you and ask for your opinion.
 

nomahe

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<< I'm sure sooner or later you'll say something that'll inspire a good flame (instead of an extended yawn) >>


Red, come on, you know I've been here for a little while. Go ahead and follow me around and wait for that &quot;great&quot; opportunity to flame away. Then you can get Notepad out, ask all your buddies to help you come up with something unique. I can't wait &quot;Oh great one&quot;.
 

Red Dawn

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<< I've seen you use these &quot;cutsie&quot; phrases before, but, leave your incest fantasies out of it ok? >>

That's funny, I don't recall mentioning my mum's bunghole, just that you were a big fan of the Bunghole. If you are going to try and read between the cracks you might want to try opening your eyes when you come up for air.
 

GameQuoter

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<< nomahe, you do know there's an edit button so you don't have two consecutive posts. >>

And when I care about what you think, I'll roll your mom over and tell her to call you and ask for your opinion.
>>



You are such a tough and hip guy not caring what anyone thinks. I wish I had the courage you did behind your keyboard. I hope you didn't use all of the braintrust coming up with that one.
 

Red Dawn

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<< Red, come on, you know I've been here for a little while >>

Bullsh!t, until you started sniveling about others laughing at one of my jokes I never even knew you were a member! I just figured you were another wanker trying to get attention.
 

nomahe

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<< You are such a tough and hip guy not caring what anyone thinks.
I wish I had the courage you did behind your keyboard. I hope you didn't use all of the braintrust coming up with that one.
>>


No, I don't have to rack my brain at all to compete with you nimrod. You're just bonus points.




<< Bullsh!t, until you started sniveling about others laughing at one of my jokes I never even knew you were a member! I just figured you were another wanker trying to get attention. >>


Yes! I'm trying to get the Great RedDawn to recognize me. You are an elite and I want to be well liked so I figured, I'd be like all these other asskissers and ROFLMFAO at whatever you say. I don't know why you're flaming me, because I can't possibly compete with you. Noone can Oh great one. So please spare me your wrath pissant. You haven't said anything I haven't seen you say to anyone else dumbass. Do you have it all written down? or is that all you know?
 

Red Dawn

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<< Do you have it all written down? or is that all you know? >>

I have it written down under a text file labled &quot;Generic Reply to worthless Stanks and Wankers&quot;
 

nomahe

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<< I have it written down under a text file labled &quot;Generic Reply to worthless Stanks and Wankers&quot; >>


Are you sure it's not LABELED under &quot; WTF do I say now that I'm looking like an idiot and have to keep looking cool so everyone will keep kissing my ass&quot;?
 

Red Dawn

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<< Are you sure it's not LABELED under &quot; WTF do I say now that I'm looking like an idiot and have to keep looking cool so everyone will keep kissing my ass&quot;? >>

Let me check... Nope, it's under &quot;Generic Reply to worthless Stanks and Wankers&quot; Sorry, you are the Weakist Link..Goodbye
 

nomahe

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<< Let me check... Nope, it's under &quot;Generic Reply to worthless Stanks and Wankers&quot; Sorry, you are the Weakist Link..Goodbye >>


aww come on great one, I'm not done playing with your sorry ass. You think it's cool to pick on everyone else. Pick on me dipshit.
Edit: nm, I don't want to get banned because I send red home crying to his momma. You're an &quot;elite&quot; so I have to be careful. You're a punk red. And you don't mean sh!t to me lil boy. And I can see you aren't up to the task when anyone challenges you d!ckwad.

You can flame Red all you want but when you defeat the language filter you earn yourself a one week vacation. Goodbye!
 

Red Dawn

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<< You think it's cool to pick on everyone else. Pick on me dipshit. >>

Ah another lonely cry for attention.