Jonah Falcon has a big secret....NSFW

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport

Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.
 

her209

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At 13.5", sex wouldn't be all that pleasurable because the woman would just be grimacing from the pain.
 

tommo123

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nah, bit of foreplay to loosen her up (think about lesbians and fisting etc. a woman can handle this guys jibber), then the guy just has to say "just say when" and the deal is done.
 

pelov

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I had to google him and his picture came up.

JonahFalcon.jpg


Now, would a woman be with a dude that looked like he does only for the Whangasaurus Rex?
 

waggy

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I had to google him and his picture came up.

JonahFalcon.jpg


Now, would a woman be with a dude that looked like he does only for the Whangasaurus Rex?

Damn

he needs a shirt that says "i have a 13 inch penis! see me for details!" when he goes to the bar. otherwise he won't be getting any action.
 

QueBert

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confused how he got in the Guinness book, 13.5 is ginormous but 70's porn star King Dong was bigger.
 
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PottedMeat

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take a can of pringles and hold it about 4" above your crotch, whipping it back and forth, and go around screaming "I'M JONAH FALCON!"
 

zinfamous

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confused how he got in the Guinness book, 13.5 is ginormous but 70's porn star King Dong was bigger.


well, he is not in the Guinness BOWR, because the article states that Guinness does not record such a recrod.

It simply says that he is the man with the longest schlong on record. (and, today. I think. not necessarily ever)
 
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This guy has been a minor player on the Stern show for years, including a studio appearance where he was George Takei's birthday present. He has or used to have a public-access cable show in NY called "Talking Yankees," which was relentlessly prank-called by Stern cast members Richard and Sal. He also did an appearance on the Daily Show: http://current.com/entertainment/co...with-world-s-biggest-penis-a-non-porn-job.htm That thing is insane . . .