Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

[NFS4]

Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

This one's a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007...beats_up_andy_dick.php

:laugh:

 

[Safeway]

"Eat FRESH!"

 

[Platypus]

damn.. andy dick's whole schtick is to be an insensitive prick but that's a low blow even by his standards... phil hartman was 100000x the comic that either of those two guys could hope to be.

 

[spaceman]

This is Jimmy Moore saying "that aint no sock in my crotch"

 

[K1052]

Sometimes a person needs a good ass kicking to nudge them back over to the right side of the line....

 

[Kaido]

He's flying! He's FLYING!

 

[raystorm]

Andy Dick's material?? IT STINKS!!!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Safeway
"Eat FRESH!"

I think it's actually "Eat FRAYSH!" :laugh:

 

[GoPackGo]

This thread makes me sad, cuz it reminds me of how much I miss Phil.

and Chris.

They died WAY before their time.

 

[brxndxn]

Jon Lovitz is awesome..

 

[j00fek]

:thumbsup:

 

[anxi80]

glad lovitz finally did it. they've been been fueding ever since season 5 of 'news radio' and it looks like he finally taught that obnoxious prick a little lesson in tact.

 

[paulxcook]

So when's the lawsuit?

Andy Dick is annoying.

 

[kranky]

I think Lovitz is pretty funny but even if it had been Charles Manson who beat up Andy Dick, I'd be cheering. I can't believe he doesn't get his face caved in weekly.

 

[daveymark]

jay sherman

 

[fustercluck]

Hooray for Jon Lovitz!

Andy Dick needs to go through rehab about 10 more times.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: anxi80
glad lovitz finally did it. they've been been fueding ever since season 5 of 'news radio' and it looks like he finally taught that obnoxious prick a little lesson in tact.

heh, if you need to be taught tact by John Lovitz, you must be a real ass. Dick is just a waste of space.

 

[TruePaige]

Haha...hahhahaahhahaha

 

[daveshel]

Andy probably would have preferred blows of another sort, but this works for me.

 

[dennilfloss]

"Beat fresh!!!" :thumbsup:

 

[BrokenVisage]

Differences between the men: Lovitz is a lot more funnier and even more sane.

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: K1052
Sometimes a person needs a good ass kicking to nudge them back over to the right side of the line....

:thumbsup:

 

[Zedtom]

Why does Andy Dick's face match up with all those jerks in high school that you wanted to smack whenever they opened their mouths?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
"Beat fresh!!!" :thumbsup:

ROTF

 

[theprodigalrebel]

"Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

:thumbsup: