- Jan 27, 2002
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After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously"' asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You stupid jerk! It's three-fifteen in the morning".
The bartender at the Golden Bar answered the phone.
The caller said "My husband told me about your establishment and seeing that he was pretty well out of it when he got home at three this morning, I was wondering if he was really there and if what he told me was true."
"Do you have gold beer mugs and shot glasses?"
Bartender: "yep"
"Do you have gold carpeting?"
Bartender: "yep"
"Are the peanut bowls gold"
Bartender: "yep"
"Is the urinal gold?"
The bartender covers the phone with his hand and shouts to someone in the bar
"Hey Mike, come over here!! I think we're about to find out who pissed in your Saxophone."
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously"' asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You stupid jerk! It's three-fifteen in the morning".
The bartender at the Golden Bar answered the phone.
The caller said "My husband told me about your establishment and seeing that he was pretty well out of it when he got home at three this morning, I was wondering if he was really there and if what he told me was true."
"Do you have gold beer mugs and shot glasses?"
Bartender: "yep"
"Do you have gold carpeting?"
Bartender: "yep"
"Are the peanut bowls gold"
Bartender: "yep"
"Is the urinal gold?"
The bartender covers the phone with his hand and shouts to someone in the bar
"Hey Mike, come over here!! I think we're about to find out who pissed in your Saxophone."
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