A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary.
They're both at the pub after shopping for their wives. The poor man
asks the
rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?"
He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring."
The poor man asks, "Why'd you get her both?"
The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back
happy."
The Poor man says, "O.K. That works."
The Rich man asks, "Well what did you get your wife?"
The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."
The Rich man asks, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fsck
herself!"