JOKES

[Xylitol]

How do you tell the difference between a fat kid's sperm from the other sperm?

The fat kid's has a shirt on


For all of you that dont get the top joke.. heres one for you guys thats for 5 year olds
Why does Tigger smell so bad?
Because he hangs around Poo!

 

[imported_LoKe]

=/

 

[tersome]

Eh... don't really get it... 0/10

 

[futuristicmonkey]

lol.......

























you're a goof

 

[CRXican]

wtf

 

[Ika]

hawtf?

4/10

 

[Hyperlite]

wha...

 

[olds]

Did you forget to post the joke?

 

[Xylitol]

I guess I wont even post how it's funny cause I dont want to ruin it for the people who actually get it

 

[Xylitol]

edited with winny the poo :roll:

 

[bigredguy]

LOL

if you don't get it...you suck at life...

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'm trying really hard, but it's just not coming...

 

[KLin]

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary.

They're both at the pub after shopping for their wives. The poor man
asks the
rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?"

He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring."

The poor man asks, "Why'd you get her both?"

The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back
happy."

The Poor man says, "O.K. That works."

The Rich man asks, "Well what did you get your wife?"

The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."

The Rich man asks, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"

The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fsck
herself!"

 

[SlitheryDee]

Search the forum for this one.


What has 4 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree (on you)?

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I guess I wont even post how it's funny cause I dont want to ruin it for the people who actually get it

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I guess I wont even post how it's funny cause I dont want to ruin it for the people who actually get it

I was trying not to dignify that with a response, but since you brought it up...


OP EXPLAIN THE FING PUNCHLINE U BASTARD.

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I guess I wont even post how it's funny cause I dont want to ruin it for the people who actually get it

I was trying not to dignify that with a response, but since you brought it up...


OP EXPLAIN THE FING PUNCHLINE U BASTARD.

Fat kids wear shirts in the pool

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: bigredguy
LOL

if you don't get it...you suck at life...

You're the only one so far who seems to have gotten it

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Don't get the first one and the second one is horrible.

plzSTFU/10.

EDIT: Hahaha, actually that first one is pretty damn good. The second one still makes you a moron though.

 

[Shawn]

that was horrible.

 

[fire400]

Op is a pervert

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: fire400
Op is a pervert

you're an idiot

 

[neutralizer]

Both jokes were horrible.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Both jokes were horrible.

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Both jokes were horrible.

Horribly funny?