(joke 1)
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome and extremely sexy young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and headed over to her table. Before she could offer her apologies for rudely staring at him, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,.... no matter how kinky, for $100,... on one condition..."
Flabbergasted and panting, the woman asked, "What's the condition?" The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said...
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"Clean my house."
(joke 2)
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome and extremely sexy young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and headed over to her table. Before she could offer her apologies for rudely staring at him, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,.... no matter how kinky, for $100,... on one condition..."
Flabbergasted and panting, the woman asked, "What's the condition?" The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said...
.
.
.
.
"Clean my house."
(joke 2)
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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