On the radio today:
What's the dif between a lawyer and a terrorist?
Terrorist's have sympathizers.
Lawyer gets to the Pearly Gates and says, "I was too young to die," "Says here you're 98." replies St Peter. "No no no!" says the lawyer, "I'm only 38." "Ah yes" answers St Peter, "We calculated by the hours billed."
Guy on his death bed confesses to wife that for years he had cheeted on her. He made it with the babysitter when the kids were small, with their school teacher, with her sister, and 50 to 75 other women.
I know, she says, That's why I poisoned you."
What's the dif between a lawyer and a terrorist?
Terrorist's have sympathizers.
Lawyer gets to the Pearly Gates and says, "I was too young to die," "Says here you're 98." replies St Peter. "No no no!" says the lawyer, "I'm only 38." "Ah yes" answers St Peter, "We calculated by the hours billed."
Guy on his death bed confesses to wife that for years he had cheeted on her. He made it with the babysitter when the kids were small, with their school teacher, with her sister, and 50 to 75 other women.
I know, she says, That's why I poisoned you."
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