Found it on some webpage. These are ok ones
What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Bush knew how to get out of Vietnam
"Richard Nixon, Ronal Reagan, and George Bush are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Reagan yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Bush: "Do we have time?"
Bush goes to neuro surgeon for a diagnosis. surgeon says, sir, we've found your problem--on the left side of your brain nothing is right, and on the right side of your brain nothing is left.
MOSES MEETS BUSH
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe, and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the President.
Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?"
The Secret Service agent agreed.
"Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name he just keeps staring straight ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead and didn't answer.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and whispered back ...
"Yes, I am Moses. However, the last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert, and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East where there is no oil."
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a
picture of President George W. Bush to honor his
great achievements in the battle against evil. This
was a first for the U.S Postal Service that have only
ever put out stamps honouring deceased former
Presidents in the past.
In daily use now for six months it has been shown that
the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has
enraged the President, who demanded a full
investigation. After a month of testing, a special
presidential commission has made the following
findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are just spitting on the wrong side.
What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Bush knew how to get out of Vietnam
"Richard Nixon, Ronal Reagan, and George Bush are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Reagan yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Bush: "Do we have time?"
Bush goes to neuro surgeon for a diagnosis. surgeon says, sir, we've found your problem--on the left side of your brain nothing is right, and on the right side of your brain nothing is left.
MOSES MEETS BUSH
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe, and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the President.
Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?"
The Secret Service agent agreed.
"Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name he just keeps staring straight ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead and didn't answer.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and whispered back ...
"Yes, I am Moses. However, the last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert, and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East where there is no oil."
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a
picture of President George W. Bush to honor his
great achievements in the battle against evil. This
was a first for the U.S Postal Service that have only
ever put out stamps honouring deceased former
Presidents in the past.
In daily use now for six months it has been shown that
the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has
enraged the President, who demanded a full
investigation. After a month of testing, a special
presidential commission has made the following
findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are just spitting on the wrong side.
