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Nohr

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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner...look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too".
 

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Originally posted by: Nohr
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner...look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too".

:Q :D
 

Confused

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Does he know that Vaseline is petroleum based....? That could hurt.


Should use some water based stuff, instead.


Confused
 

KeyserSoze

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Originally posted by: The_good_guy
there is always somebody who has to spoil a joke with technicalities...


On AT, that's ALWAYS going to happen. That's the best part. :p





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Red Dawn

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I heard it a little different. The Prisoner escaped a Texas Prison and instead of the husband he was interested in the livestock.
 

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Nohr
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner...look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too".

:Q :D
I concur..
 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: Confused
Does he know that Vaseline is petroleum based....? That could hurt.


Should use some water based stuff, instead.


Confused

nothin a good bit of KY can't fix :D