- Dec 28, 1999
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This is copy and pasted from an e-mail I got. 
Two good ole Southern boys were having the blue
plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard
this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a
lady, a few stools down, turning blue from wolfing
down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly
said to the other, "Think we otta' help?"
"I reckon," said the second hillbilly.
The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the
lady "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin
yew talk?" he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet,lifted her
skirt, and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction
and began to breathe, with great relief. The first
hillbilly turned back to his friend and ;said, "Funny
how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time".
Two good ole Southern boys were having the blue
plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard
this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a
lady, a few stools down, turning blue from wolfing
down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly
said to the other, "Think we otta' help?"
"I reckon," said the second hillbilly.
The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the
lady "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin
yew talk?" he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet,lifted her
skirt, and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction
and began to breathe, with great relief. The first
hillbilly turned back to his friend and ;said, "Funny
how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time".
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