Three couples want to join a chrch. One retired, one middle aged and one newly wed. The priest tells them that if they want to join, they can't have sex for two weeks.
They come back two weeks later and the priest asks how they did. The retired couple said it was fine, the middle aged said it was hard at first then it was fine. Then he asks the newly weds. How did you do? The man answers, "It was going fine but then she dropped a bucket of paint and I had to have her." "A bucket of paint!" the priest exclaims. "Your not welcome here!" And the man says, "That's ok, we're not welcome at The Home Depot either"
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They come back two weeks later and the priest asks how they did. The retired couple said it was fine, the middle aged said it was hard at first then it was fine. Then he asks the newly weds. How did you do? The man answers, "It was going fine but then she dropped a bucket of paint and I had to have her." "A bucket of paint!" the priest exclaims. "Your not welcome here!" And the man says, "That's ok, we're not welcome at The Home Depot either"
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