Joke

[Narmer]

A guy goes hunting and sees a huge bear. He takes aim and squeezes the trigger, but misses. The bear approaches the hunter, grabs him and fucks him before letting him go. But the hunter vows revenge. He goes out to the same spot the next day, sees the same bear, takes aim and fires. Again, he misses and again, the bear fucks him. The hunter borrows a friend’s rifle the next day. He heads out to his favourite spot and sees the bear again. He gets the bear in his sights, shoots and misses. So the bear says “You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?”

I always heard the tail end of this joke. Nice to see it all.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10. I demand that you change your "No Apology" policy.

 

[zzuupp]

an oldie, and 'meh'

 

[guyver01]

-145/10

 

[geno]

you butchered an otherwise good joke.

 

[jman19]

Terrible.

 

[Crusty]

fail

 

[SandEagle]

lol

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

This might just be the most unfunny joke ever posted here

 

[Pardus]

A guy goes hunting and sees a huge bear. He takes aim and squeezes the trigger, but misses. The bear approaches the hunter, grabs him and fucks him before letting him go. But the hunter vows revenge. He goes out to the same spot the next day, sees the same bear, takes aim and fires. Again, he misses and again, the bear fucks him. The hunter borrows a friend’s rifle the next day. He heads out to his favourite spot and sees the bear again. He gets the bear in his sights, shoots and misses. So the bear says “You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?”

I always heard the tail end of this joke. Nice to see it all.

This date will live in infamy, January 2nd, 2011. The day the absolute worst joke was heard around the universe.

 

[x-alki]

I kept hitting refresh to see if a joke would show up. It didn't.

 

[Maximilian]

Lmao, comments are funny, cant say the same about the joke though.

 

[SlitheryDee]

That joke could have been great with a better punchline. As it is, meh.

 

[Narmer]

That joke could have been great with a better punchline. As it is, meh.

I've heard the punchline on numerous shows including The Wire. Finally decided to see the whole thing. Yeah, it's not that funny but it is when told by some of your favorite television characters.

 

[jman19]

I've heard the punchline on numerous shows including The Wire. Finally decided to see the whole thing. Yeah, it's not that funny but it is when told by some of your favorite television characters.

No, I'm pretty sure this joke is never funny, no matter the circumstances.

 

[tomfoolery08]

Two Amish women are working in the field digging potatoes. The first woman holds up a potato and says 'This reminds me of my husbands cock.' The second woman asks 'because it's so big?' 'No' says the first, 'because it's dirty.'

 

[olds]

Pro tip:
Jokes are supposed to be humorous.

 

[disappoint]

 

[Narmer]

That joke could have been great with a better punchline. As it is, meh.

Care to provide one?

 

[Howard]

lol

 

[datalink7]

Thread saved

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

lame

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

That joke was hilarious!*


* when I heard it ten years ago

 

[thepd7]

this combined with your avatar is hilarious

 

[Lifted]

Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!