Amused
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only
fair, since you are blind, that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blonde with a black
belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only
fair, since you are blind, that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blonde with a black
belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
