Amused

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Apr 14, 2001
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only
fair, since you are blind, that you should know five
things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb., blonde with a black
belt in karate.

4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
 
Oct 4, 2004
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Old but nice. Let's see if I fail or succeed -

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Old but nice. Let's see if I fail or succeed -

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

meh...

OP: :laugh:
 

ManyBeers

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Aug 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Old but nice. Let's see if I fail or succeed -

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"


LOL
 

Jeff7

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While recovering in the hospital from the beating, he said he never saw it coming.