tyler811
Diamond Member
Three Okies were working on an AT&T cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Dan
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Dan says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Dan?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Dan replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Dan says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow.".... then I said
"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Dan says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Dan?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Dan replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Dan says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow.".... then I said
"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
