xanis

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There was a long line of people waiting in line to get into heaven. As they stepped forth to the pearly gates, God said to them, "As you enter, I will grant you each one wish". The first person said, "I want to be beautiful!" The Second person said "I want to be beautiful!" as did every other person in the line. The line slowy thinned until there was one man left, who was laughing hysterically. When prompted by God for his wish, he simply paused then said, "Make 'em all ugly."
 

Xylitol

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Not a repost because everyone knows its old

Then again, it still makes me chuckle inside a little...
 

Chiropteran

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Originally posted by: yosuke188
Why the fvck would this asshole be in heaven?

how is he an asshole exactly? aren't the people who wish to be beautiful assholes?
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Xanis
There was a long line of people waiting in line to get into heaven. As they stepped forth to the pearly gates, God said to them, "As you enter, I will grant you each one wish". The first person said, "I want to be beautiful!" The Second person said "I want to be beautiful!" as did every other person in the line. The line slowy thinned until there was one man left, who was laughing hysterically. When prompted by God for his wish, he simply paused then said, "Make 'em all ugly."

:laugh:
sounds like an ATOTer