Not sure if its posted before.... but anyway here goes.
Once a young man gets into a very bad car accident and has to undergo multiple surgeries. After the surgeries, the doctors take tests on various parts of his body to make sure everything is allright.
So the young man was in the Intensive care unit with oxygen masks and a ton of tubes attached to him. When the nurse comes to attend him, she hears a very weak voice asking
"Are my testicles black?"
The nurse is a bit surprised by the question. Not knowing what to do.. she says that she would not know things about his testicles. So the young man asks again in a weak voice.
"Are my testicles black?"
Now the nurse is a bit confused. She goes and reports this to the head nurse who happens to be an aged lady. She approaches the young man and asks if he had anything to say. The young man again asks
"Are my testicles black?"
The head nurse now pulls down his trousers and has a look at it. She then puts on her glasses and examines him thoroughly for a few minutes and has a look at every corner and being convinced, she says
"No they are not black."
With great difficulty the young man reaches for his oxygen mask, pulls it away and says in a weak voice
"ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Njoi.
Max.
Once a young man gets into a very bad car accident and has to undergo multiple surgeries. After the surgeries, the doctors take tests on various parts of his body to make sure everything is allright.
So the young man was in the Intensive care unit with oxygen masks and a ton of tubes attached to him. When the nurse comes to attend him, she hears a very weak voice asking
"Are my testicles black?"
The nurse is a bit surprised by the question. Not knowing what to do.. she says that she would not know things about his testicles. So the young man asks again in a weak voice.
"Are my testicles black?"
Now the nurse is a bit confused. She goes and reports this to the head nurse who happens to be an aged lady. She approaches the young man and asks if he had anything to say. The young man again asks
"Are my testicles black?"
The head nurse now pulls down his trousers and has a look at it. She then puts on her glasses and examines him thoroughly for a few minutes and has a look at every corner and being convinced, she says
"No they are not black."
With great difficulty the young man reaches for his oxygen mask, pulls it away and says in a weak voice
"ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Njoi.
Max.
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