A couple are awoken at 3am by loud pounding on their front door. The husband goes to see who it is and finds a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain.
"I need a push". says the man.
"Not a chance. It's 3 o'clock in the morning" says the husband and slams the door shut.
"Who was that?" asks the wife.
"Oh just some drunk asking for a push."
"Why didn't you help him?" she scolds. Don't you remember when we broke down and those two men came to our aid?"
So the husband goes downstairs again and out into the rain "Do you still need a push?" he calls into the darkness.
"Yes please," comes the reply.
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing"
"I need a push". says the man.
"Not a chance. It's 3 o'clock in the morning" says the husband and slams the door shut.
"Who was that?" asks the wife.
"Oh just some drunk asking for a push."
"Why didn't you help him?" she scolds. Don't you remember when we broke down and those two men came to our aid?"
So the husband goes downstairs again and out into the rain "Do you still need a push?" he calls into the darkness.
"Yes please," comes the reply.
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing"
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