FFactory0x
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he
realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he
says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm
sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your penis. Mine for instance is called
Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it
over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name
of yours?" The man looks back and says with a
smile "Timex."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas
on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
says,"So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY....'Like A Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer,
but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's
STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR WOMAN
realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he
says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm
sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your penis. Mine for instance is called
Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it
over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name
of yours?" The man looks back and says with a
smile "Timex."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas
on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
says,"So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY....'Like A Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer,
but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's
STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR WOMAN
