Joke

[ATLien247]

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't."

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

 

[Modeps]

*chuckle*
3/10

 

[Argo]

You know it's scary when you wake up from anasthesia and the dentist is buckling his belt.


Ok, that's the only dentist joke I know.

 

[xXped0thugXx]

5/10 ,that old lady is dirty

 

[amish]

the only doctor joke i know is:

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only saran wrap. the doc takes one look at him and exclaims, "i can clearly see your nuts!"

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: amish
the only doctor joke i know is:

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only saran wrap. the doc takes one look at him and exclaims, "i can clearly see your nuts!"

Haha! 😀

Cheers amish :beer:

Oh and I liked the old lady one as well! 😛

Cheers ATLien247 :beer:

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: amish
the only doctor joke i know is:

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only saran wrap. the doc takes one look at him and exclaims, "i can clearly see your nuts!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kenazo]

Great old lady joke. 🙂

 

[gigapet]

brukstend > you

 

[Farvacola]

Funny, but makes you wonder about cleanliness!

 

[Fritzo]

Ughh....guessed the punchine halfway though.

 

[MaxDSP]

lotta anti-dentites in here

 

[PanzerIV]

Guy walks into a doctor's office and said, "Doc it hurts when I move my arm like this."

Doc says "So don't move your arm like that!"



**Ducks rotten tomatos, chairs and beer bottles**

(I think it was like an old Henny Youngman joke)

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Ughh....guessed the punchine halfway though.

So, you admit you were thinking about cocks? 😀

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Farvacola
Funny, but makes you wonder about cleanliness!

You better go wash your hands again, for the 123 time.

 

[AmericasTeam]

Please return the joke to the person that it was stolen from.