Joke

[Garuda]

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he?s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

 

[mugs]

:thumbsup:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Garuda
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he?s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

fvckin' Canadians....always doing the meeses. Can't they find the love of cornmeal?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Can't they find the love of cornmeal?

Are you still sticking your penis in the cornmeal?

WTF is wrong with you?!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Can't they find the love of cornmeal?

Are you still sticking your penis in the cornmeal?

WTF is wrong with you?!

never tried it have you...

 

[Nikamichi]

Don't BS. You told me yourself.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Don't BS. You told me yourself.

you put the EMphasis on the wrong syLLABle...

 

[Weeeman]

1/10 :thumbsdown:

 

[Nikamichi]

Don't tell me, Weeeman. You're from Canada, right?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Garuda
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he?s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

Oh nooooooooooooooo.

I can hear the TANK cranking up now.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Sheesh, get it right.

The dish is seal's penis in cream sauce, not moose.

- M4H

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Garuda
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he?s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

Oh nooooooooooooooo.

I can hear the TANK cranking up now.

It's hard to drive a tank when your mouth is full.

Viper GTS

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You're getting awful close to another milestone there, Viper.

Going to celebrate in your usual way? I've got the Astroglide and leather chaps all set.

- M4H

 

[Hyperblaze]

I'm Canadian and I did not get the joke...at all....

 

[JonnyStarks]

Ha, good stuff.
<--- Canadian, but can still appreciate a good joke.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero
I'm Canadian and I did not get the joke...at all....

I am German and i can tell you that the joke is on them, too stupid to come up with something good i guess.

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero
I'm Canadian and I did not get the joke...at all....

I am German and i can tell you that the joke is on them, too stupid to come up with something good i guess.

Though I wouldn't call them stupid, I would say the joke is.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Viperoni

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero
I'm Canadian and I did not get the joke...at all....

I am German and i can tell you that the joke is on them, too stupid to come up with something good i guess.

Though I wouldn't call them stupid, I would say the joke is.

You woldn't call the man stupid for telling this joke? To each his own i guess.

 

[Garuda]

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Humorless Kraut. :thumbsup:

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Garuda
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Humorless Kraut. :thumbsup:

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Stupidity enlarged.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Garuda
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Humorless Kraut. :thumbsup:

Two |'s mean two posts up, learn how to use the keyboard n00b.

 

[tk149]

LOL

 

[bernse]

Mildly funny the first time I heard it... about 9 years ago.

Not funny at all now.

 

[SinNisTeR]

hahahah!! GOLD!

8/10