joke

[oldman420]

"Superman"

Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being
held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his
clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he
approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel,
what happened to you?"
"Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the
coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying
naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!"
"Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?"
"What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I
was in like Flynn. I dove down like an eagle and jumped her bones!"
"Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as
surprised as the Invisible Man was."

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I've heard it differently, but same concept.

 

[xEDIT409]

The other version that I heard was where superman saw them on top of a building, and since he's as fast as a bullet, he decided to have a "quickie" with her. She'd never know. When he left, WW asked IM, "What the hell was that?", and IM responds, "I dunno, but man my assh0le is sore."

 

[zimu]

heard it. not too bad.