JOKE: World religions...

[ndee]

Taoism
Sh!t happens.

Confucianism
Confucius said, sh!t happens.

Buddhism
If sh!t happens, it is not really sh!t.

Zen Buddhism
What is the sound of sh!t happening?

Hinduism
This sh!t happened before.

Islam
If sh!t happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Let sh!t happen to someone else.

Catholicism
If sh!t happens, then you deserve it.

Judaism
Why does this sh!t always happen to us?

New Age
Affirm that sh!t does not happen to me.

Atheism
I don´t believe this sh!t.

Rastafarianism
Let´s roll this sh!t up and smoke it.

 

[maziwanka]

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[gigapet]

you missed one...

repostism
The belief that seraching past threads is useless and that creating multiple threads on the same topic brings about good karma.

 

[Lazy8s]

lol, heard it before but it's always funny 7/10 :beer:

 

[Kalvin00]

One of my friends showed me that once...I LOLed :laugh:

 

[konakona]

2/10

 

[ndee]

yeah, it's an oldie but goldie. I searched for "world religions" and didn't come up with anything. BTW, repost nazis: die!

 

[moshquerade]

i like that one ndee, and i read it all only because you posted it.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i like that one ndee, and i read it all only because you posted it.

 

[Chiboy]

LOL! its old but funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
LOL! its old but funny, thanks for the laugh.

what he said

 

[vood0g]

ok....