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Winter Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're
losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out
of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers
the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again -- all
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are still losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurries out of the truck and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Buffalo, and I'm driving
the Salt Truck!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're
losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out
of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers
the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again -- all
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are still losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurries out of the truck and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Buffalo, and I'm driving
the Salt Truck!"
