JOKE: when did you realize your GF wanted to become pregnant from you??

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
1/10

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: jonessoda
That isn't funny. That isn't even in the same room as funny. That joke and funny had a big fight and while that joke's trying to pick up ugly hookers in a bar in Omaha, Funny's in Rome putting designer dresses and handmade shoes on that joke's credit card.

now that's funny

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
i gues syou guys dont get it. during sex, she poking holes in your condom with a needle, while the condom is still on your wee-wee

Oh gee, thanks for the explanation.

 

[Tweak155]

I know this is old...but LOL, the dude was dead serious this was a joke.

 

[Safeway]

LOL at thread.

 

[themusgrat]

Originally posted by: Tweak155
I know this is old...but LOL, the dude was dead serious this was a joke.

I don't know, maybe he was high or something. Never seen a joke that bad.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
i gues syou guys dont get it. during sex, she poking holes in your condom with a needle, while the condom is still on your wee-wee

haha

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: Tweak155
I know this is old...but LOL, the dude was dead serious this was a joke.

I don't know, maybe he was high or something. Never seen a joke that bad.

How about:

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Boy, it sure getting hot in here!"

And the other muffin says....


















































"HOLY SH|T! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: Tweak155
I know this is old...but LOL, the dude was dead serious this was a joke.

I don't know, maybe he was high or something. Never seen a joke that bad.

How about:

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Boy, it sure getting hot in here!"

And the other muffin says....





"HOLY SH|T! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

haha 10/10

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: Tweak155
I know this is old...but LOL, the dude was dead serious this was a joke.

This thread could have died in peace, but no, you had to go disturb it

 

[yosuke188]

I nominate this as the best joke thread of the year.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
I nominate this as the best joke thread of the year.

seconded.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
when she started putting needle holes in your condom.......while its still on

uhhh....

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
i gues syou guys dont get it. during sex, she poking holes in your condom with a needle, while the condom is still on your wee-wee

see this

 

[Aharami]

quit your day job. jump off a cliff

 

[BooGiMaN]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...STFU


seriously turn your computer off and walk away and never ever EVER try to tell a joke again...i dont care if its a matter of life and death....NEVER M&#%^F(#@&#^ EVER!!! you hear me!

 

[Kinslayer777]

Ahh...when she asks...?


Crappy joke....:\

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1

Originally posted by: moshquerade
are you 12?

Can I have a pic of you?

sure

I think I am in :heart:

The joke sucked. It became hilarious when the OP tried to explain it.
Awesome thread.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
i gues syou guys dont get it. during sex, she poking holes in your condom with a needle, while the condom is still on your wee-wee

a girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balchu" as he buried her. Now that you haveread the chant, you will meet this little girl. In th middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

 

[MikeMike]

o.m.g. i dont know what im reading, this forum is turning retarded.

 

[moshquerade]

this thread sucked all the funny out of the room.

 

[randay]

Did you hear about the new sex dolls they are making in Palestine?

They blow themselves up!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

lol...thanks for bringing it back

 

[daveymark]

I tried this wiht my girlfrined, she said it hurt when I went in her tinkle

 

[themusgrat]

Originally posted by: daveymark
I tried this wiht my girlfrined, she said it hurt when I went in her tinkle

Oh really? You mean that pricking your sleevy-sleevy with a pinny-pin while making rubby-dubby love, hurt when you pushy-pushy into her tinkly-tinkle?