I don't care what car you drive, before you go racing on the highway, remember, Nothing outruns a speeding Motorola. 
heard that one eons ago on the christian radio. except it had something to do with god and the guy's suspenders were hooked onto the car's BUMPER
Oh man.. That joke is old!! I think I heard it for the first time back in the mid eighties. Sheesh.. I hope I didn't date myself too much with that statement. Anyway.. The original joke had the guy wearing a scarf instead of suspenders. Guess nobody wears a scarf any more.
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Originally posted by: Migroo
Whats the fastest car in the world?
A rental car
LMAO because it's so true
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Migroo
Whats the fastest car in the world?
A rental car
LMAO because it's so true
I revert back to this thread...
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=889080 ???
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=889080 ???
Good point.
It's almost like people just go to the last page of threads and pick one and add something like "heh" or "right on" or something, just to nef.
I hate those people.
It's almost like people just go to the last page of threads and pick one and add something like "heh" or "right on" or something, just to nef.
I hate those people.
I got one for you that is slightly related, lets see if I remember it.
This guy is driving down the road in a nice sports car, when off to the side of the reaod he sees a kid sitting on a bike. He pulls over and finds out the kids chain fell off his bike. The guy offers to tow the boy down to a gas station where he can fix the bike. The kid is reluctant at first, but the man says he will go slow and if the kid wants to stop just to ring the bell on his bike. The kid finally agrees and the guys ties a rope to his car and hands one end to the boy. They start off slowly down the road.
They pull up to a red light and stop, then in the lane beside thme come another man in another sports car. He revs his engine, and in turn so does the man helping the boy. The light turns green and both drivers slam on the gas. They are quickly going 90mph when they pass the gas station. A cop happens to be at the gas station sitting in his car when he hears and then sees the cars racing down the road followed closely by the kid on his bike ringing the bell. He radios into his boss and says "Sarge you'll never believe what i just saw." The sarge says what, and the cop says "two sports cars racing down the road." The sarge says, so what that happens all the time. And the cop says yeah, but what amazed me is the little boy on his bike trying to pass them.
This guy is driving down the road in a nice sports car, when off to the side of the reaod he sees a kid sitting on a bike. He pulls over and finds out the kids chain fell off his bike. The guy offers to tow the boy down to a gas station where he can fix the bike. The kid is reluctant at first, but the man says he will go slow and if the kid wants to stop just to ring the bell on his bike. The kid finally agrees and the guys ties a rope to his car and hands one end to the boy. They start off slowly down the road.
They pull up to a red light and stop, then in the lane beside thme come another man in another sports car. He revs his engine, and in turn so does the man helping the boy. The light turns green and both drivers slam on the gas. They are quickly going 90mph when they pass the gas station. A cop happens to be at the gas station sitting in his car when he hears and then sees the cars racing down the road followed closely by the kid on his bike ringing the bell. He radios into his boss and says "Sarge you'll never believe what i just saw." The sarge says what, and the cop says "two sports cars racing down the road." The sarge says, so what that happens all the time. And the cop says yeah, but what amazed me is the little boy on his bike trying to pass them.
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Hehe, my grandpa has a CD that has a guy telling funny stories. This is one of them, although slightly altered. Good stuff.
as mentioned the f50 isnt being produced anymore.. it was the fastest production vehicle and now that title is replaced with the $650,000 enzo ferarri
Originally posted by: johneetrash
as mentioned the f50 isnt being produced anymore.. it was the fastest production vehicle and now that title is replaced with the $650,000 enzo ferarri
Ferrari Enzo
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The vehicle is actually called "Enzo Ferrari." Its full name would be Ferrari Enzo Ferrari.Originally posted by: CtK
Originally posted by: johneetrash
as mentioned the f50 isnt being produced anymore.. it was the fastest production vehicle and now that title is replaced with the $650,000 enzo ferarri
Ferrari Enzo
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