Joke: What goes faster than a Ferrari

Placer14

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A hip young man goes out and buys a 2002 Ferrari F50. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2002 Ferrari F50. They cost about a half million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 200 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!

Something whips by him, going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!

It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh!

Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.

He runs up to the old man and says, "Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Kindly unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"

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Placer14

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Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
"Joke what goes faster than a ferrari"

your mom in bed?


(dont take offense to that)

<-- took offense. :p;) *bets you wish you had better tact*
 

ggavinmoss

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That joke takes me back. I heard it back at summer camp when I was 10 (13 years ago).

-geoff
 

Lash444

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Its not even late...I am not even tired...that joke normally would make me do a polish knee slapper

Truth be known I laughed quite good about that. I don't know something about the old man slamming into the back of the ferrari put the funniest image in my head.
 

Placer14

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Originally posted by: Lash444
Its not even late...I am not even tired...that joke normally would make me do a polish knee slapper

Truth be known I laughed quite good about that. I don't know something about the old man slamming into the back of the ferrari put the funniest image in my head.

It's all about the sound effects. *fffffloomp* I'll be off the john in a sec. :D
 

boi

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Ferrari F50's were stopped being produced in 1997. Now you can't buy them, only lease.
 

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