A lady walks into a jewelry store and walks up to a case, a diamond necklace catches her eye, so she bends over for a closer look but at the same time accidentally cuts the cheese, embarrassed she straightens out and looks around to see if anybody was around to hear.
At that moment a clerk was walking towards her from across the room. As she blushed and convinced herself that he was far enough that he wouldn't have heard, he walks behind the display case and asked how he could help her.
She calmly asked him how much the diamond necklace was, while taking it out of the case he replies...Mam, if you farted just by looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell the price.
I read this a while back, not sure if it's all correct but the punch line is.
At that moment a clerk was walking towards her from across the room. As she blushed and convinced herself that he was far enough that he wouldn't have heard, he walks behind the display case and asked how he could help her.
She calmly asked him how much the diamond necklace was, while taking it out of the case he replies...Mam, if you farted just by looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell the price.
I read this a while back, not sure if it's all correct but the punch line is.
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