joke time

[cain]

what, you didnt think i have a joke did you?

if you got one, post it

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

its in your hand!

 

[sillymofo]

Reon.

 

[xcript]

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[moshquerade]

a baby seal walks into a club . . .

 

[Syringer]

:thumbsdown:

 

[andrewjm]

ban!

hehe

 

[So]

Originally posted by: xcript
What's the difference between a duck?

meow?

 

[3chordcharlie]

a priest a nun a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says:

"what is this, a joke?"

 

[Gurck]

What did the five fingers say to the OP?

 

[Mo0o]

Whats the capital of thailand

 

[Demon-Xanth]

What's the difference between an onion ring and a hooker?

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: xcript
What's the difference between a duck?

meow?

One leg's both the same.

 

[Argo]

It's not a duck, it's your mother!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Argo
It's not a duck, it's your mother!

Trebeck!

 

[So]

Of course, the classics:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary...
and those who don't

And:

Why do programmers always get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

 

[Trey22]

#1: How does a blonde brain cell die

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Alone.