SherEPunjab
Diamond Member
Okay, hope it isn't a repost... if it is, be sure to have at least 15 people write REPOST in big letters, because just one isn't enough for me to get the point
And you repubbies, no flaming, its just a joke. 😀
"Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who
was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
And you repubbies, no flaming, its just a joke. 😀
"Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who
was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
