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Joke Time :D *R-Rated*

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Lifer
A friend asks his buddy: "Have you ever seen an Italian while he's getting it on?"
buddy: "No."
friend: "Then go home half an hour earlier then usual."
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A guy to his friend: "You son of a gun banged my wife, you gonna pay for that!"
friend: "Are you crazy, I'm not gonna pay twice!"
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A guy comes home earlier then usual and finds his woman lying on the bed with a cigar next to the bed in the ash tray. He yells at her: "Where the fvck does that cigar come from?" No answer. He asks her again: "WHERE does that cigar come from?!". Still no answer. After the third time: "FOR THE LAST TIME: WHERE DOES THE CIGAR COME FROM?!" Someone in the cupboard responds: "From Havanna you idiot!"
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Two woman talking with each other: "Do you tell your man when you have an orgasm?"
She replies: "Nah, my man doesn't want that I call him too often while he's at work."
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Two guys are walking down the road and one asks the other: "Did you ever sleep with my wife?"
He replies: "Are you crazy? Of course not!"
First guy: "You should actually cuz she's a lot better then your wife."
 
Two guys are walking down the road and one asks the other: "Did you ever sleep with my wife?"
He replies: "Are you crazy? Of course not!"
First guy: "You should actually cuz she's a lot better then your wife."
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hahahahah! 😀
 
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