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Lifer
I'm sure some of you have seen this one before, but still a good one 🙂
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Eve, this perfect couple was driving down a country road.
The snow was falling heavily, yet somehow the perfect couple caught a
glimpse of someone in distress along the roadside. Being the perfect couple
that they were, they stopped to help.
There on the roadside stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys in his
outstretched arms. His sleigh was a wreck and tangled among the trees. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon, they were driving
from house to house, delivering all of Santa's toys to the neighborhood
children.
As luck would have it, the driving conditions worsened, and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Tragically, only one them survived
the accident.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing
as a perfect man. Since women are the only ones capable of being perfect,
she was the only one really there.
Of course, for men only, read below...
Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, obviously the perfect
woman must have been driving. This would explain the car accident!
And obviously, if you sent this to a woman, she would read this section
because women don't know how to listen to directions...
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Eve, this perfect couple was driving down a country road.
The snow was falling heavily, yet somehow the perfect couple caught a
glimpse of someone in distress along the roadside. Being the perfect couple
that they were, they stopped to help.
There on the roadside stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys in his
outstretched arms. His sleigh was a wreck and tangled among the trees. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon, they were driving
from house to house, delivering all of Santa's toys to the neighborhood
children.
As luck would have it, the driving conditions worsened, and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Tragically, only one them survived
the accident.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing
as a perfect man. Since women are the only ones capable of being perfect,
she was the only one really there.
Of course, for men only, read below...
Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, obviously the perfect
woman must have been driving. This would explain the car accident!
And obviously, if you sent this to a woman, she would read this section
because women don't know how to listen to directions...
