Gimli43Orcs
Senior member
A resident doctor was sitting by an elderly patients bed, waiting for her to wake up to ask her a few questions. Feeling a little hungry, he decided to eat the little cup of peanuts by her nightstand. Pretty soon after he ate the whole cup, the woman woke up and the doctor asked her the questions.
When the doctor was about to leave, he felt a little bit guilty about eating the peanuts. He told her "Sorry ma'am, but while I was waiting for you to wake up, I was hungry and ate all the peanuts in that cup." To which the old lady replied " Oh, thats quite alright, with my false teeth,I can't eat them anyway. All I can do is suck all the chocolate off of them and leave the peanuts"
When the doctor was about to leave, he felt a little bit guilty about eating the peanuts. He told her "Sorry ma'am, but while I was waiting for you to wake up, I was hungry and ate all the peanuts in that cup." To which the old lady replied " Oh, thats quite alright, with my false teeth,I can't eat them anyway. All I can do is suck all the chocolate off of them and leave the peanuts"
