Joke of the day

John

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Oct 9, 1999
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The Contractor ...

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in
to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she
wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,
very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he
goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the
next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark,
but very bright and airy."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he
goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even
more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like
blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his
pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans
out and yells "Green side up"!

This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you
a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side
up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod
across the street."

:)

 

silverpig

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I hate that joke... The reason being I hear it every single friggin day. I work on a golf course, and whenever I'm laying sod, planting seed, or changing the cups, at least 2 members an hour will make sure I have everything "green side up"