Joke of the day

[Phokus]

I dunno why i found this gut busting hillarious (i'm still tired i guess)

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of gay sh*t in our garden."

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*GASP*

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Reliant]

Oh Lord....but funny as heck!

 

[Cyco]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Spooner]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[GoodToGo]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome joke

 

[LiLRiceBoi]

LMAO

 

[Type-R]

as a joke it is funny. it disgusts me that a child that young would already hate homosexuality, someone needs to knock the hell outta her! (that would be funnier)

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Type-R
as a joke it is funny. it disgusts me that a child that young would already hate homosexuality, someone needs to knock the hell outta her! (that would be funnier)

I find it disturbing that you would think it's worse for a young girl to hate homosexuality, but yet it's ok for her to swear. I've given the issue of homosexuality some thought and I think it's a freak of nature. No other two animals of the same sex do that in the entire world. To me, it's wrong and my children (when I have them) should be taught things correctly. I'm not gonna shield them from it, but I'm gonna pass on my wisdom to them and hope they make the right decision for themselves. I know what one person is gonna say already, "You should not them that it's wrong because it's just a different lifestyle." Yet, you all teach your children that killing is wrong. In my book, it's in the same category. It's one of those things that you just don't do because it's wrong.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Type-R
as a joke it is funny. it disgusts me that a child that young would already hate homosexuality, someone needs to knock the hell outta her! (that would be funnier)

I dont think this conversation really happened

 

[pulse8]

No other two animals of the same sex do that in the entire world.

And where did you get that nugget of information?

I'm not gonna shield them from it, but I'm gonna pass on my wisdom to them and hope they make the right decision for themselves.

Let's just hope you don't ever have children. EVAR.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: pulse8

No other two animals of the same sex do that in the entire world.

And where did you get that nugget of information?

I'm not gonna shield them from it, but I'm gonna pass on my wisdom to them and hope they make the right decision for themselves.

Let's just hope you don't ever have children. EVAR.

The nugget came from my arse But I'm sure it's true.

 

[iLoveDivX]

Originally posted by: XZeroIII've given the issue of homosexuality some thought and I think it's a freak of nature. No other two animals of the same sex do that in the entire world.

wow, you must not think very often then. I'm not sure about other animals for sure but i know that there have been male monkey mating (hehe, mmm) before.

you guys shouldn't yell at zxeroii too much cause he's probably just being sarcastic. no one is that closed minded and ignorant. it would take a true jack@ss to make a statement like that and i doubt there's anyone in the world that's that phucked up.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: pulse8

No other two animals of the same sex do that in the entire world.

And where did you get that nugget of information?

I'm not gonna shield them from it, but I'm gonna pass on my wisdom to them and hope they make the right decision for themselves.

Let's just hope you don't ever have children. EVAR.

The nugget came from my arse But I'm sure it's true.

I've seen 2 male horses trying to mate.


amish

 

[hpkeeper]

it was a joke! take it for what it is!

 

[darkjester]

LOL!!! If that were to be a Flash cartoon or something it'd be even funnier!

--oh, before I forget: Merry Christmas, pulse8!

 

[cmdavid]

Originally posted by: Spooner
BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[pulse8]

--oh, before I forget: Merry Christmas, pulse8!

I bet I'm the only Jewish Santa you know.

 

[MikeO]

LMAO awesome joke

 

[PushHands]

BUAAHAAHAAA..

*gasp!*

 

[bugsysiegel]

hehe.

 

[yakko]

hahahaha

 

[ATLien247]

Actually, XZeroII is only half right...

There are many different animal species that participate in homosexual behavior. However, there are none known to practice homosexuality exclusively.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Actually, XZeroII is only half right... There are many different animal species that participate in homosexual behavior. However, there are none known to practice homosexuality exclusively.

uh... yeah. We's fizucked up.

nik

 

[Murphyrulez]

That is correct. There are plenty of horny animals out there that jump up on the first rear end they see. But there are no animals that CHOOSE to only mate with the same sex. Animals are not that stupid, they know that their main purpose is to create new life, which takes a male and a female.

Only the human race could be that ignorant.


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