Joke of the day

John

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Oct 9, 1999
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A woman dies and the husband provided a wonderful funeral. After the ceremony the pall bearers lifted the casket and began to move down the aisle. As they rounded a corner they bumped into a wall and jarred the casket. From inside a moan was heard and sure enough, they opened the casket and she was still alive. The woman lived for ten more years and finally died. Again the same funeral home and another wonderful ceremony. As the pall bearers lifted the casket and began to move down the aisle the husband cried out, "Watch out for the fvckin' wall!"