joke of the day :)

[Cosmic_Horror]

A drunk was walking down the street when he meet a nun. All of a sudden the drunk started fighting the nun. It was a good fight, but finaly the the drunk defeated
the nun. As he was standing over her in triumph he said " You see BATMAN I knew you wern't so tough."

 

[DannyLove]

ha

 

[Xenon14]

A habitual homosexual, smoker, and alcoholic are waiting for the doctor to tell them the bad news. When the doc comes in he tells them that all of the three men have to break their habits or the next time they give in to the temptation, they're dead. So they were walking back from the hospital, and walked by the bar. The alcoholic couldn't resist, went in, drank, and died. The two guys left continued on their way, when suddenly the habitual smoker sees a cigarrette on the ground still lit. "If you pick that up," replied the habitual homosexual, "we're both dead."

 

[Josh]

Hmmmm, not so funny. Drunks are too easy to poke fun at

 

[Scrapster]

Good jokes.

 

[shiznut123]

LOL!!!

 

[WrathofMod]

it seems a bit evil to poke fun of drunks.

 

[yakko]

LOL@ both jokes.

 

[Kntx]

What really makes that funny is that a nun gets hurt.