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Cosmic_Horror

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AIR TRAFFIC CON TROLL
A true story
submitted by Capt. Biggles

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747 (call sign "Speedbird 206") after landing:

Speedbird 206: "Top of the morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active runway."

Ground: "Guten morgen! You will taxi to your gate!"

The big British Airways 747 pulled onto the main taxi way and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by a moment ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground: "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?!?"

Speedbird 206 (cooly): "Yes, I have, in 1944. In another type of Boeing, but I didn't stop."
 

iceliquid

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<< Where is the joke? >>



The joke was funny and then I came to this, then I was balling! LOL
 

guyver01

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OK.. the joke must have something to do with &quot;Yes, I have, in 1944. In another type of Boeing, but I didn't stop.&quot; but i have no idea what... and i'm too lazy to do research for a joke.

 

Zenmervolt

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<sarcasm>Turdorf, I didn't quite get the joke either. The best I can think of is that is is some sort of obscure referance to an unimportant minor conflict that occured in Germany during the late 1930's and the 1940's. History books rarely mention this conflict as the US never saw it fit to get involved.</sarcasm>

Zenmervolt

EDIT: Dang your fast fingers guyver!
 

guyver01

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<< You guys haven't heard of World War II huh? >>


Is that some new map for CS??? ;)
 

rahvin

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Yea and that other Boeing he's talking about wouldn't be one of those say B-17's that was bombing berlin, would it?