Joke of the day

[Mucho]

A husband was in big trouble coming up to his wedding anniversary. His high spending, forever nagging, wife told him "ok you small brained good for nothing ape, tomorrow is our anniversary and there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

 

[DaShen]

Oldie but goodie

 

[Gibson486]

old....but good.

 

[LeiZaK]

This is less funny the 10th time around

 

[JonnyStarks]

Yes! That was awesome

 

[mitmot]

wife - 1, husband - 0

 

[quakefiend420]

:thumbsup:

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
:thumbsup:

good one

 

[randomlinh]

what did she want, a missle? he gave her what she wanted. see, this is why women confuse us, we get you exactly what you asked for, and get mad.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
what did she want, a missle? he gave her what she wanted. see, this is why women confuse us, we get you exactly what you asked for, and get mad.

I hope you've made your own funeral arrangments in advance.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lolol, good joke

 

[Spooner]

0-200 in 2 seconds?

this joke has holes

 

[meltdown75]

 

[Fritzo]

Joke Telling 101-

A joke should end at it's punchline.

"Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday." kills it.

 

[yosuke188]

 

[jadinolf]

Loved it.

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Joke Telling 101-

A joke should end at it's punchline.

"Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday." kills it.

thank you oh anal one.

 

[lrad50]

hehe 8/10

 

[ruffilb]

Not bad, 6/10

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: rmrf

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Joke Telling 101-

A joke should end at it's punchline.

"Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday." kills it.

thank you oh anal one.

You must learn grasshopper