Joke of the Day

[Mucho]

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
And at the appropriate point in the process, the computer
Advised him that he would need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
He would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
Attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
He made it plainly obvious to his wife, what he was entering
By stating each letter out loud as he typed :

P... E... N... I... S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

 

[Exterous]

I laughed

 

[olds]

Someone got a badly formatted email.

 

[xanis]

Way too cheesy... 0/10

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Someone got a badly formatted email.

 

[Juno]

someone hands him a penis pump.

 

[Quasmo]

www.penisland.com

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

The delivery was horrible and ruined what could have been an average joke

2/10

 

[Cristatus]

Old joke, crappy delivery though.

Could've been better.

3/10

(C)

edit: speeling

 

[Rudee]

Big 0 out of 10 for that one.

 

[Fritzo]

Poorly stuctured...but the punchline has promise. Let's do a re-write.

 

[Vonkhan]

2/10

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That joke is about 40 times better as a one liner: AOL told me I need a new password. I tried penis. It said my password wasn't long enough.

It's simple, it gets the point across, and you don't have to waste all that time in a poorly formatted story that really isn't relevant to the joke. The joke isn't that great anyway. If you really want to add a story to a lame pun, you have to go all out.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Poorly stuctured...but the punchline has promise. Let's do a re-write.