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joke of the day

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DJFuji

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ok i dont THINK this is a repost (i did a search), but let me know if it is.
Hopefully this isnt one of those "has to be heard to be funny" jokes.

Two guys are boarding a plane on business. One guy (jon) is already on the plane.

Rob finally boards and sits down next to Jon, saying "whew, that was embarrassing. You know that girl with the double-Ds behind the counter who gives you your tickets? I went up to her and meant to say "can i have two tickets to pittsburgh," but what came out was 'Can i have two pickets to titsburgh?'

Jon says, "That's ok, I do that all the time. Like just this morning I was eating breakfast with my wife and i meant to say 'honey can you pass the salt,' but what came out was 'fvcking bitch! Your ruined my life!'"
 
lol

i think that wouldn't be as funny if it was told aloud




I went up to my friend, and was like.. man.. what a stressful day

him: why?
me: well.. I spent all day downstairs punching holes in sheetrock..
him: what the hell for?
me: practicing being married..
 
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