Joke of the day Nov 2

JEDIYoda

Lifer
Jul 13, 2005
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Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after
month, year after year, those ... payments! So I called my baby girl to
come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby
girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and
tell that her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from
me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her.

I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."

 

S Freud

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Apr 25, 2005
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Sounds like you just made it up, and I could see the punchline coming from the beginning.

1/10 for the effort.