Joke of the day Nov 1st

JEDIYoda

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After a long night of making love to his date, a guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
 

DaTT

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meh 4/10

Would have scored higher if I didn't learn that in grade school.
 

SophalotJack

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Originally posted by: DaTT
meh 4/10

Would have scored higher if I didn't learn that in grade school.

So the joke was created yesterday?

poned!




Anywho, very funny joke. Read fast enough where I didn't think of the punchline.