A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too
long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what
to do. About nine months later, just about the time
she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the
hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.
After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby
to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers
the baby and then operates on the priest. After the
operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father,
you're not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's
a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises that
he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy
down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm
not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is
your father."
long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what
to do. About nine months later, just about the time
she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the
hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.
After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby
to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers
the baby and then operates on the priest. After the
operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father,
you're not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's
a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises that
he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy
down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm
not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is
your father."
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