Joke of the day.....Condom Size tester...

[JEDIYoda]

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk.

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school aged ATOT`er comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The ATOT`er embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

 

[BigFatCow]

thats pretty good...

 

[Shawn]

:Q

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

:shocked:

 

[compnovice]

:Q

 

[thetxstang]

I don't want to feel left out so...

:Q

 

[dethman]

i dont think this joke is deserving of all the shocked smileys.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

:laugh:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: dethman
i dont think this joke is deserving of all the shocked smileys.

:shocked:

 

[George P Burdell]

/exit stage left

 

[Xylitol]

I dont get it
Anyone want to explain?

So small that when she says cleanup she means she cant feel it?

 

[imported_bum]

Lol, no. She made the kid a little too happy in the pants.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I dont get it
Anyone want to explain?

So small that when she says cleanup she means she cant feel it?

ummm... no

 

[eshtog]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I dont get it
Anyone want to explain?

So small that when she says cleanup she means she cant feel it?

wow, just wow.

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Lame

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: bum
Lol, no. She made the kid a little too happy in the pants.

he pissed himself?

 

[Chrono]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ xyitltiotlsdf

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: bum
Lol, no. She made the kid a little too happy in the pants.

he pissed himself?

*sigh*

 

[ForumMaster]

wow. that was...unexpected.

 

[Aimster]

rofl

not to the joke but mainly to the responses in this thread

 

[TheChort]

the sarcasm is strong in this thread

 

[Kelnoen]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: bum
Lol, no. She made the kid a little too happy in the pants.

he pissed himself?

he did a liquid explosion

 

[judasmachine]

that one is good.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I dont get it
Anyone want to explain?

So small that when she says cleanup she means she cant feel it?

I thought it was fairly obvious, but okay.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: bum
Lol, no. She made the kid a little too happy in the pants.

he pissed himself?

Cartman: What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee.