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Three computer programmers walk into a bar. They all order a shot of the strongest thing the bartender has there, but he only has enough for one person.
The first programmer goes, "Boy, I just completed a software project that took 2 months to complete working 10 hours a day, if anyone deserves just a bit of relaxing, it's me."
The second programmer says to him, "Man that's nothing, I just finished a project that took my 6 months, working 12 hours a day."
Finally the third programmer replies to both of them saying, "You call that 'work'? I've worked for the past year crunching code for 14 hours a day, and we're not even 10% into our program."
The first two programmers amazed, ask, "Wow, are you a part of Microsoft or something?"
The third prorgrammer answers, "Actually, yes, we're developing Solitare 2.0."
The first programmer goes, "Boy, I just completed a software project that took 2 months to complete working 10 hours a day, if anyone deserves just a bit of relaxing, it's me."
The second programmer says to him, "Man that's nothing, I just finished a project that took my 6 months, working 12 hours a day."
Finally the third programmer replies to both of them saying, "You call that 'work'? I've worked for the past year crunching code for 14 hours a day, and we're not even 10% into our program."
The first two programmers amazed, ask, "Wow, are you a part of Microsoft or something?"
The third prorgrammer answers, "Actually, yes, we're developing Solitare 2.0."