joke of the afternoon

[sheselectric]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
> to
> her husband that her breasts are too small.
>
> Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
> uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
>
> Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
> stands
> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?", she asks.
>
> "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
>
> The wife stops.
>
> "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
> day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?"
>
> "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.....

 

[Viper0329]

Nice

 

[Spooner]

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Funny, but cruel.

nik (wouldn't be that stupid with his wife)

 

[Hammer]

haha

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<Mr. T> I pity da fool who says that to his wife. </Mr. T>

 

[b0mbrman]

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[NikPreviousAcct]

<< <Mr. T> I pity da fool who says that to his wife. </Mr. T> >>

I pitty the wife that has to live with that asshole.

nik

 

[XZeroII]

lol. Works for some, but not others.

 

[yakko]

hehe