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Joke ..:: NSFW ::..

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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long-King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline?

The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." 😀
 
probally being curteous and giving peopel the heads up that it's a dirty joke.

that or the text is NSFW :Q 😵
 
Just before the wedding ceremony, Cindy?s mother pulls here aside: ?You realize that this guy is Greek right? You be careful! One of these times in bed, he?s going to ask you to try something different. Don?t do it! It?s not right! Promise me !?
Cindy agrees, ?I promise.?

Several months later, Cindy and her husband are in bed. He says to her ?Hey, we?ve been married for a while now, I want you to flip over and try it the other way.? Cindy says ?Oh no! No way! Mother warned me about this and I promised I would never do that!?

Her husband says ?But, Cindy? I thought we agreed that we would have children someday.?
 
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