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joke, not necessarily proper

Fullmetal Chocobo

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This lady who lives in a sky scraper in NYC is out on her balcony working on her little garden thing she has out there, when a strong wind blows by and pushes her off the balcony. She was like 53 stories up, so she knows that she is going to die.

Amazingly, on the 42nd story, a guy reaches out and catches her.
"Oh, thank you", she says. The guy replies "Do you suck?". The woman is appalled and she quickly replies no. So the man drops her.

She's falling again to her certain death when, at the 33rd floor, another man reaches out and catches. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you" the exalted woman says. The guy replies "Do you fvck?". The woman is flabbergasted, and yells "No!!". So the man drops her.

She's delirious at this point, as she knows she going to die. Amazingly, last chance, on the 15th floor, a man reaches out and catches her. "I'll fvck, I'll suck!!!" the woman quickly states. The man looks down at her and says "Slut!", and drops her.

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Tas.
 
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