So, there's this jew, a hindu and a scouser who have booked a triple room in a hotel. Unfortunately when they arrive, the hotel manager is all apologetic,
"I'm sorry sirs, but we've only place for two people. The best I can offer the third person is a comfortable bed of hay in the barn."
Although disgruntled, the three accept the offer and go up to the room. The jewish guy kindly offers to sleep in the barn so the scouser and the hindu settle down to sleep.
Just before they nod off there's a knock at the door. It's the jewish chap "I'm sorry guys, but there's a pig in the barn there, and being jewish it's kind of awkward for me to sleep in there... hoi!".
So the hindu offers to sleep in the barn and the Jew and the scouser settle down for their sleep. Sure enough, there's a knock at the door shortly afterwards. It's the hindu: "Ah guys I'm sorry, but there's a cow in the barn, there's no way I could sleep in the there with such a creature."
"ah right, ah right, calm down... I'll go sleep in the barn" kindly offers the scouser gentleman. The jew and the hindu finally settle down for a much-needed sleep. It isn't long until there's yet another knock at the door.
It's the pig and the cow...
"I'm sorry sirs, but we've only place for two people. The best I can offer the third person is a comfortable bed of hay in the barn."
Although disgruntled, the three accept the offer and go up to the room. The jewish guy kindly offers to sleep in the barn so the scouser and the hindu settle down to sleep.
Just before they nod off there's a knock at the door. It's the jewish chap "I'm sorry guys, but there's a pig in the barn there, and being jewish it's kind of awkward for me to sleep in there... hoi!".
So the hindu offers to sleep in the barn and the Jew and the scouser settle down for their sleep. Sure enough, there's a knock at the door shortly afterwards. It's the hindu: "Ah guys I'm sorry, but there's a cow in the barn, there's no way I could sleep in the there with such a creature."
"ah right, ah right, calm down... I'll go sleep in the barn" kindly offers the scouser gentleman. The jew and the hindu finally settle down for a much-needed sleep. It isn't long until there's yet another knock at the door.
It's the pig and the cow...
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