Joke List Request: Office Humor...

[SpanishFry]

I'm looking for a list of things that are commonly said in the office that taken out of context sound dirty. I remember one of the items was something like, "Just stick it in my box." There were many more to that effect.

 

[starky75]

10. I need to whip it out by 5

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before you leave

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. Hmmmmmm, I think it's out of fluid

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish

3. It's an entry level position

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

and number 1

1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.